Posted by Tiki God at May 2nd, 2008

Thank you.

At approximately 0900zulu the eastern seaboard of the united states of America was hit with what we assume are multiple high yield explosives. the results of this are still reverberating around the world, but the most immediate effect is that the US has no viable political command structure and the military has seen fit to take charge of the situation. However, what concerns me most is that we’ve received multiple reports that there is no radioactive fall out. For the destruction of this size, we would expect that this was a nuclear attack, so our earlier assumptions of either Korean or Iranian culpability are now being taken off the table, due to their lack of technological ability to land an attack of this magnitude using non radioactive weapons of this size.

Is there a news blackout in progress?

Who do we suspect?