Posted by Tiki God at November 14th, 2006

You run to the other side of the street, narrowly missing the oncoming ice cream truck that was speeding down the road. As you watch the truck, it jumps the curb, then rolls on its side, bursting into flames….from the interior, you hear screams of pure terror and agony….

Terror? Get the heck outta there!!!

Go play hero and see if you can help the goose before it gets cooked…